#clean Android tablet

[vmantras]

Experience Next-Level Gaming on Moto Pad 60 Pro

Design & Build: Sleek, Solid, Serious The Moto Pad 60 Pro is a large device, no doubt. Its metal chassis gives it a premium feel, defying its mid-range price. At 12.7 inches, this isn’t your average casual-use tablet—it demands attention and space, making it perfect for productivity, media, and gaming. Despite the size, it remains relatively slim and balanced, thanks to smart weight…

[mrnicegirl-remade]

can somebody clean my room/put my clothes away, install linux on my 2011 macbook, log out of my accounts and factory reset the ancient lg tablet i found in my tio's apartment, and clean our bathroom. ty 💗

[fashion-foxy]

OK so,

You know the Monster High Tablet PC from Ingo

Possibly the best piece of technology ever made.

I was looking at pictures of it and found the app drawer with all the pre-installed games and such

A memory games! Which made me immediately think about this because I'd cleaned it and put it on the archive. The game also stood out to me because it has no credits, and the developer is listed as "Spun," a dev team I can't find ANY information on.

Here are screenshots from APK Combo about it. (Notice the 2015 release date that seems like is the year every MH and EAH game came out in)

Spun has to my knowledge has not developed any other licensed Mattel game. Which makes me think this game could have potentially been made specifically for the Tablet PC.

However, the memory game does have a different icon than the other Tablet PC memory game. The Spun Memory game also was developed for Android 5 while the Tablet PC runs Android 5.

I'm not like 100% on this. I do get the feeling that there are lost monster high games on the Ingo Tablet PC. Which is really funny and gives me even more of a read to look into acquiring one.

[projectpandora]

CHECK  THE FOLLOWING  FOR  PREVIOUS  LORE  INSTALLMENTS   : CHAPTER   ONE   :   RECALL.   |   EVENT   :   HELL   WEEK.   |   CHAPTER   TWO:   THE   MOLE.   |   HELL   WEEK   CLOSING   BRIEF.   |   OPERATION   WHAC-A-MOLE.   |   THE   MOLE   CLOSING BRIEF.   |   CHAPTER   THREE   :   THE   VILLAGE.   |   EVENT   :   CONTAGION   CONTROL.   |   BOOK ONE   :   THE   HALOCLINE.   |   CHAPTER   FOUR   :  THE   REPRIEVE.   |   CHAPTER   FIVE   :   THE   CALM   BEFORE.   |   CHAPTER   SIX   :   THE   STORM

PANDORA   DIRECTIVE   MEMORANDUM CLASSIFIED   —   INTERNAL   DISTRIBUTION   ONLY to   :   ALL AUTHORIZED OPERATIVES from   :   OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR subject   :   REBUILDING ATLANTIS + CZERNOBOG CLEAN-UP

good morning, agents ! reconstruction efforts continue to commence in atlantis, with our heavy - duty android workforce mobilized with clearing wreckage, stabilizing collapsed corridors, and reestablishing critical power lines. however, their numbers are currently limited. agents  without  current  mission  assignments  are  expected  to  assist. structural damages that need to be repaired include : > structural attrition on levels 01 to 02. > partial collapse of the corridor toward the gifted serum and cloning laboratory. > total  loss  of  six  exit  corridors  and  37%  of  ventilation  systems. > entry into the command centre is currently unavailable due to compromise to its structural integrity. sloth agents and support staff will work in the war room for the meantime. > the library of alexandria is temporarily out of service and 45% of our archives have been destroyed. > partial loss of energy routing on levels 04 to 07. electricity is available but beware of disturbances and blackouts. > server systems and databases are currently only partially operational, however, our security and surveillance system are 100% functional. > our life model decoys have reduced numbers due to technopathic compromise by a czernobog agent. > destruction of various operative apartments and compromise of habitation utilities. [ agents with affected residence are suggested to find another undamaged residence to temporarily settle into while renovations commence. ] nonetheless, despite the deaths of velezlav zherdev and alexei dragunov, this is not a return to peacetime. not yet. czernobog's presence has not been fully eradicated— with an elusive third and final general still under investigation, offshoot sectors rising to grab at power in the absence of zherdev and dragunov, and other threats still active. in the following days, agents from all divisions will be requestions for clean - up missions : classified  retrieval,  assassination,  and  purge  assignments  targeting  remnants  of  czernobog. please check out the MISSION BOARD in your halo tablets for more information into the upcoming operations and which you would like to volunteer for. particular missions that may need more personnel are as follows : > operation daddy issues. > operation foot traffic. > operation babooshka doll. > and more ...

MORE INFORMATION UNDER THE CUT.

OOC INFORMATION.

welcome to a new chapter, agents ! as you can see, this is more straightforward. we will simply take this chapter for agents to rebuild atlantis and participate in the small missions that they can sign-up for in our mission board. think of it similarly with our respite chapter : this is about reestablishing connections and forming new bonds in the aftermath of the last book. so feel free to use all these plots as starting points for creating new storylines and such for your muses. think of your muses' growth and how the events so far have changed them, for better or worse. now's the time to make themselves known and immersed in the world, and only you can do that for them ! there is also a task now available to be done, and while it isn't mandatory, we highly suggest at least thinking about it as it will play an important part in the story later on ! please like this so we know you've read it. happy roleplaying !

[web-witch]

Altar work for the Web Witch

I know I don’t usually talk much about my altar space, but I’m gonna talk about it today. For starters, my altar is multifaceted. It is in cyberspace, in physical space, and in hardware. I’m going to touch on each of these and the importance that they play in my personal craft.

Physical altar

My physical altar space is my desk in my bedroom. It has my tv, my Xbox, my laptop, usb hubs, headphones and speakers. On top of that, it also has my external monitor and a wide array of storage devices such as hard drives and usb drives. Needless to say, with all the cords and stuff, I need to be careful that I don’t do the following: blow a fuse, leave things on for days on end, start a fire, or expand my parent’s electric bill beyond what is needed. To this end, I implore anyone who wants to practice techno magic to turn off your devices when they’re not in use, employ the use of surge protectors, and be mindful of how much power you’re pulling into your workspace. In addition, I recommend cleaning your physical altar space at least once a week. Not only does it feel amazingly freeing when you reduce clutter, but you also feel more powerful and accomplished.

Digital altar space

My digital altar space is linked to my amulet, a usb drive with 1 terabyte of storage on it. If you intend on using this method, I highly recommend you organize all your files that you use in your practice into folders and sub folders so that you don’t misplace things. Additionally, I recommend using a usb drive that can link to multiple types of devices. For example, my amulet can be used with my iPads, my phone, my laptop and my Xbox. This ensures that I am never without my altar if I need it. I’ll touch on the use of my amulet for spell work later along with other uses of my amulet.

Hardware based altar space

This one is linked more to the physical devices that I use. The key factor being that the device in question is a computer of some kind. Now I’m not going to get into the Apple versus Android debate, but suffice to say that both have their good points in techno magic. Personally, I am an Apple user because of the user friendly interface. To that end, I use my tablets for most of my on the go magic. The added bonus is that while you can’t expand the internal storage, you can have way more stuff stored externally and not have to worry about if you have WiFi. Additionally, you can use a wide range of spell casting methods from your device even when offline.

[sonicenvy]

An AO3 app? -- The next installment in my AO3 posting.

I'm going to preface this by telling you that I don't entirely understand the urge or need to have an app for everything, but then again, I am closer to 30 than 20, so maybe that's the difference. Moving on.

So I've seen a lot of people saying that they wish there was an AO3 app. Presumably these people read AO3 on their phones or tablets. The thing is, there is NO AO3 app. If you see an app in the App Store or the Play Store claiming to be an AO3 app, it is fake, and you should not download it.

Say it with me kids:

"ao3 does not have an app and will not have an app."

The thing is, there's a really good reason why it will never happen. If you've been on this site (tumblr) long enough you'll either remember or have heard about the great tumblr porn ban (aka the ban on "female presenting nipples"). Believe it or not there was time where the tumblr (official) policy on adult content was "go nuts, show nuts. whatever." <-- actual quote btw.

A big reason why the tumblr porn ban ever happened was because of the tumblr app, specifically, the tumblr app for iOS. Apple decided one day that they thought that the tumblr app contained too much "sensitive content" and they banned tumblr's app from the Apple App Store, until such time as tumblr took what they believed sufficient corrective action for this "issue." Apple also believed that tumblr's app was hosting CP, which they considered a violation of their TOS.

So, in response to Apple banning them from the app store (which did not effect current users of the tumblr app, only potential new tumblr users), tumblr rolled out the adult content ban, so that they could get re-instated on the App Store. Like many other new "features" and "updates" to this site, the roll out was clunky, badly done and deeply unpopular. It was easily one of the worst changes for this site, in no small part because of how clunky it was; lots of innocuous posts were incorrectly flagged, and many bloggers found their entire blogs flagged, with little recourse in the initial wake of the ban. Critically, this event saw a great many users on tumblr leave this platform for twitter. How this affected site culture is up to debate.

Why am I telling you this? Well, as I am sure you, as an AO3 user are well aware, AO3 hosts a great deal of "adult content," of many persuasions and forms. They are explicitly against censorship of any kind. The app store is NOT against all censorship. These are two conflicting values. Since AO3 (and by extension OTW) has no interest in purging content from their site on behest of a megacorp (which btw is also why they rely on donations only and don't serve advertisements), they have no interest in developing an app, given the potential for restrictions.

Besides, AO3's website is simple, clean, and mobile responsive. Why fix something that ain't broke??

But, wait, if you're the target audience I'm hoping to reach with this post, you still want an app for AO3 on your home screen!

Never fear, my app loving youngsters! There is a way for you to create an "app" icon on your iPad or iPhone's home screen for AO3 (or any other site you like really) Apologies Android users; I don't have an Android, so I can't show you something analogous to this on Android, and don't know if they have it. Ditto on Kindle Fire.

This tutorial will use both safari and Firefox*. I won't show you Chrome (derogatory) because I don't have it and don't use it.

*Side note, switching to Firefox today is a great thing that you can do for yourself. You can easily import all of your Chrome bookmarks if that's what worries you.

In Firefox:

Step 1. Visit AO3 in the Firefox browser.

Step 2. Tap the hamburger menu in the right hand side of the top ribbon to reveal the browser and page settings and options menu, and locate the "Share" option (highlighted in blue below):

Step 3. In the "share" menu popup, locate and tap the "Add to Home Screen" option (highlighted in blue below):

Step 4. Give your new "app" (secretly just a bookmark) a title. You can leave it as the default, but I suggest shortening it so that the entirety of it shows on your home screen. You can name it whatever you want.

In Safari:

Step 1. Visit AO3 in the Safari browser.

Step 2. Tap the share icon in the right hand side of the top ribbon and scroll down until you find the "Add to Home Screen" option (highlighted in green below). Tap this option.

Step 3. In the "add to home screen" pop up, type whatever name you want in the name field (highlighted in green below). You can leave it as the default, but I suggest that you change it to something shorter so it displays in full with the icon on the home screen.

Either way, you should end up with an icon on your home screen that looks like this:

This is not an "app" BUT it is an icon on your home screen. When you tap the icon, it takes you to the home page of AO3, in whatever browser you created the bookmark in. You can move it around however you'd like, just like a real app, and put it any folder you'd like.

So that's all I have for this chat.

See you again next time I get inspired to write an ao3 chat/tutorial post for newbies!

Final note, If any of my followers have Android devices or Kindle Fire devices and want to add a photo tutorial for this on those platforms to this post, please feel free to, since I don't have any devices with either of those OSes, and thus could not do that myself.

[11thwardtls]

Memory Defrag | TRACK 5 - Data Corpulence | Azekawa Kinari's Ward Mayor Novel Translation

Warnings and Disclaimers:

This translation is not professionally done and is not proofread. Edits and clean-ups may come at a later date.

Not a 1:1 translation either and some liberties into localization were taken into account.

This novel will contain spoilers for the Ev3ns Main Story: "Chained Up Scarlet".

Appropriate Content and Trigger Warnings will be added if needed.

May be used for quotebots/masterlists etc.

I am not fluent and self-studying Japanese (albeit at turtle speed), this was translated by ear and with the help of a JP dictionary, so please feel free to point out any errors!

—/—/—/—/—/—

I came out of semi-conscious mode and awakened all at once.

By my bedside, there was a plastic water bottle, with a note stuck to it: “Are you thirsty? Here, if you don’t mind.” in Raito’s handwriting. 

As I am an android, my mouth does not get dry, yet I drank from the bottle anyway.

The room’s interior has been plunged into azure-hued darkness.

I could hear the flapping of the nocturnal birds resting in the trees behind me.

———[At the very least, you could say what’s on your mind in your own words.]

Father’s words repeated several times within my auditory system.

Whenever I recall these words, I start to feel something, slowly.

It’s something that I’ve not been able to properly verbalize.

But now, I’m searching for a meaning within Father’s words, of which I had previously felt nothing upon hearing them. 

“Were his intentions similar to Master’s own words?”

I threw my question into the void.

I suppose that the true nature of Father’s hopes for me, was similar to Master’s own desire to treat me as if I were a fellow human being. 

What Father wanted at the time was not for me to be in a state to channel Kinari’s spirit, but for me to speak out using my own words. 

Rather than words that have been programmed into me, he must have wished to hear my words from the heart.

As I thought, I still deeply regret that I could not do that even at his deathbed.

Yes, there’s some sort of feeling of regret. Likely so. Surely, I thought.

And this sort of emotion is quite surprising in itself.

Because, as an android, I feel an emotion called ‘regret’. 

But looking back on this incident and understanding how I felt while reviewing those memories, perhaps someday I too will gain those 21 grams.

By analyzing, considering, and reflecting……

As Kuguri has previously said, these records can turn themselves into memories. 

[Further verification is still required.]

For that purpose, any and all records shall be preserved without being deleted.

I thought about it for when I have the free time to browse these past data bit by bit, but a message box appeared hovering over my retinas.

[The additional information related to the emotion base is building data corpulence at this time. Would you like to delete those additional parts?]

This newly acquired data is a highly valuable resource that is connected to 21 grams, therefore it cannot be deleted. I selected [No]. 

[The screen glitches for a moment.]

The moment that I’ve made my choice, the image reflected in my retinas became distorted and a noise appeared.

“...?”

I checked on my systems to see if a small error had occurred, but there was no problem.

Right now, I cannot afford to shrink down on my memory any further.

The everydays that would increase from here forward would be also valuable pieces of samples.

With that in mind, I laid down on my bed.

—/—/—/—/—/—

“Today’s a whole extra super awesome ‘nother lesson day~! After finishing with warm ups, we’re doing formation checks, alrightyyyy?” 

Chihiro’s cheerful voice resounded throughout the lesson room this morning.

He always took the initiative whenever it came to practicing.

As always, I put out the tablet and started to record our dance formation———

—But he appeared troubled almost immediately.

“Oh whoopsies! My hard disk is full already~ I can’t record anymore.”

“Isn’t that a large capacity tablet? Why’s there so much data…? Plus, didn’t you say the same thing last month?”

Tao rushed in to check quickly. Chihiro pouted, cheeks puffed up, “I’m an influencer, aren’t I? Don’t tell me you forgot?!”, he retorted.

These two always have this kind of conversation all the time.

“Your job’s to take pictures, Chihiro, so I understand. Then, we can just use my phone!"

Ah, right… I dropped it in the bath yesterday and it broke.” 

“I cannot believe that such a stupid person could exist in this world.” 

Raito made an offer to do it on his behalf, but then was quickly rejected.

Kuguri gave Raito the stink-eye, as he had no intention of ever lending his own device.

“Welp, there’s no choice then. Kinyari~ can Chii twouble you to do it?”

“Understood.”

In the past eras, humans have used their eyes as a camera when photographic equipment cannot be used. Their video recordings would be burned onto their retina, be available as an output and viewed on another device.

I began to film our dance routine while looking into the mirror.

“Tao, stop. Your hand placement is off by three centimeters.”

“Tao, stop. Your arms are not fully extended.”

“Tao, stop. You mustn’t do this move from your chest, but from your shoulders.”

I added detailed annotations about our mistakes, and by the time I finished them, Chihiro would hug me and say, “Luuuuv ya, Kinyari!”

Chihiro does this more often than not. He also happily rested his cheek by my hair.

“Ahhh, you smell so nice, Kinyari~ Haaaa, you’re just the bestest, the cutest, I loooove you~” 

“Mm. Thank you.”

“Oi, Chihiro, quit messin’ around already. Keep doing that and it’d count as sexual harassment.”

“But if it’s me and Kinyari, we make a super mega cute picture together, so it’s a-okay!” 

���Eh… That so?”

Tao warned him, but Chihiro bit back.

He seemed a bit distressed after listening to Chihiro’s absurd reasoning.

Raito laughed softly as usual, saying, “I’m glad that we all get along so well.”

On the other hand, Kuguri interjected, “Nyushi, if I were to join in as well, wouldn’t it be even prettier?”

This sort of interaction between us unit members had now become the norm.

Chihiro often talked about me so lovingly, yet according to Tao, “Ain’t it because Chihiro used to be an idol otaku and likes cute things?”

Can this kind of love be classified as something that fulfills my father’s hopes and wishes that [Someone who loves you will surely appear]?

I don’t know it yet, but I have long since accepted this circumstance.

“Man, at the end of the day, I was still the one who made the most mistakes again.”

“Tao, you’d be training on your own again today, wouldn’t you? I’ll join as well so let’s do our best together.”[4]

“By the way, Kinari. I accidentally let it slip that you slept longer than usual this morning to Ushio. He seemed quite worried so if you could, please show yourself to him later to let him know.”

“Plüss, won’t you at least punish this wretch of a man for saying something so unnecessary?” 

Chihiro and Tao started to whisper amongst themselves about everyday this and that, while Raito and Kuguri, who were wiping away their sweat, also chatted for a little while. 

I’d say, “Shall we proceed to play and observe the formation video I took on my camera on another device now?”, all four of them, Kuguri—to an extent, would watch somewhat seriously. 

Thus, our discussion on how we could further improve it would then begin. 

I, for once, would like to repeat this moment an innumerable amount of times.

……The thought of it was not at all unpleasant.

“Please give it your all in singing, dancing, your idol activities and live happily!”

This is my firstmost and top priority order I needed to fulfill. It is my very core of being. 

My most important standard of behavior.

However, rather than having to meet that standard, little by little, the desire to fulfill it instead is being born.

What to call this sort of ‘emotion’, I don’t know it yet.

But, I can feel it. I know so.

Emotions that I cannot name yet will continue to grow within my heart.

Surely. Probably. Maybe. 

Someday, even… 

———is what I thought.

—/—/—/—/—/—

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[no-stupid-questions-official]

For artfight, would people be offended if I did traditional sketches as attacks? I want to participate but I have limited time/spoons. Usually I draw in pencil on paper and occasionally trace/colour it on my tablet later but it's slippery so can take a while.

On a related note, does anyone know tips or a good tool for scanning drawings on android? I've tried to speed up the process by scanning my drawings into Ibispaint X using their extract line drawing feature but the lines always need so much cleaning up I might as well have just traced over the sketch photo.

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[attyrocious]

heyyy I'm new to digital art, would you mind sharing some tips regarding programs and tutorials and etc? also on how to turn a real life piece into a beautiful and clean digital piece... really love your art

oh good luck with your art journey! my experience with digital art is pretty dated (as in a decade + levels dated) and i might be too out of touch to give beginner tips but regardless, allow me to attempt

Programs: it would help to know which hardware you have for digital but ill put down some i have experience in 1. Clip Studio Paint Pro - PC/Android/ipad/everywhere i think? unfortunately they betrayed humankind and its now a subscription everywhere but on PC. i bought a one-time license years years years ago on sale and its probably the best available on my end. I also got it on subscription on android so i can sync works between my PC and tablet. its very flexible in a way that you can draw with it in the most basic way single layer sketches or whatever but they have so many features and keep adding more.

2. procreate - ipad only never been an apple user but my friend is, and he's been a procreate user forever. he recently tried CSP on ipad though and he still claims he likes procreate better for ease of use and compatibility with tablet ergonomics and apple pen

3. medibang paint - pc/android/ipad

free forever. and out of all the free programs i recommended my other digital art newbie friend this is what he liked best.

4. adobe photoshop - dont even look at this the only reason i have one is im leeching off company license. its still unfortunately the industry standard tho but CSP is much cheaper and has the same controls and most of the basic functions 5. Paint Tool SAI - my first art program but i haven't tried it again. honestly still think this has the best brush flexibility and pen pressure control ----- As for tutorials, i find digital art has such a steep and high skill ceiling and its a challenge im still tackling and probably will forever tackle haha. I'm trying to osmosis painting techniques from splash art painters from League of Legends who most of them post complete timelapses (my favorite being Bo Chen) where you can study not just their techniques but like, art directions that make their pieces striking. Anyway, I also promised a friend I would make a simple coloring tutorial so maybe after inktober hustle, I would look for a piece there I'd use for the guide.

---- Traditional to digital is never a satisfactory process to me but if you can, invest on a scanner. I use an epson v39, had it for years.

scanned vs edited. the goal is to at least get the white of the paper as white as possible and the blacks the blackest, without whitewashing/burning the rest of the colors. Level correction function is your best friend here and most art programs have that.

Then i just clean dust and errors and slide the contrasts around until it looks as close to the original piece

If you have a decent phone camera, you can get away just posting instagram aesthetic pics with materials framing it or smth and just edit as usual. natural light tends to be a lot more forgiving than the harsh light of scanners anyway.

Anyway I hope this helps and have fun learning!

[ofpineapplesanddawns]

Just wrote a big ass one-shot on my main, might as well write up something here as well.

And this is for my android Aziraphale au, which... doesn't have an au tag and is a pain in the ass to find on this blog.

But here's a quick plot for you guys:

Crowley is a cyborg hacker who is trying to break into Aziraphale's, a club owner who no one knows is actually a very dangerous android, office to steal his files that he keeps on a hard drive, really important files, that sorta thing. Shit happens and they hate each other but also wanna, ya know, hate-fuckk and stuff, but then romance happens when they both realize that their is more to them than they realize about each other.

Oh, and Arthur from Passengers is there, and he is part of the relationship. He is loved, because I love Arthur, he's a good android that is respected on this blog.

Also, Aziraphale looks like Castor/Zues from Tron: Legacy, but with cool extra limbs like Doctor Octopus. :)

This one-shot is when Crowley finally breaks into the office, and what happens when Aziraphale finds out.

Warning: injury, blood, violence

On with the fic!

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Third time's the charm, as the saying goes.

Crowley had been careful this time around, his last two attempts had been... bad. Really unprofessional for him. First time he hadn't gotten the chance to go anywhere near Fell's office! Second time he got caught being in the wrong place, but he was able to joke it off, saying how he got lost trying to find the bathroom.

Fell had been so nice about that second mistake, but Crowley knew, he knew the man was suspicious of him.

And Crowley needed to be careful, really careful.

Rumor has it that Fell was good about making people disappear.

The club was busy, at the height of the night, music was booming, drinks were being served, and Fell was too busy schmoozing to notice that Crowley had slipped away from the bar. He had told the bartender, Arthur, that he'd be right back, just needed to step out to make a call, in case if anyone asked where he was.

The halls were empty, not a guard in sight. This was too easy, but Crowley wasn't dumb to just step into a trap so easily. He was a professional.

He tapped at the small tablet in his hands as he stood out of the way of the cameras in the hall. He watched as the little blue lights on them dimmed, and he smirked. A simple hack into the security system, nothing he couldn't handle.

A few more taps and the overhead lights went out, a blackout. The club was fine, the blackout was only here, and would only be for a short period of time. No power meant the electrical locks were done on the doors, leaving only the average ones. Who even still uses those nowadays?

With a huff, he tapped twice on the side of his shades, and the world was suddenly visible once more, no longer pitch black. Infrared, always good to have on hand. He looked at the tablet before pocketing it in his jacket and walked down the hall, keeping light on his feet.

He stopped outside of a door, marked with a symbol, a sword outlined in what looked like fire. Fell's signature, this had to be his office. He grabbed the knob, frowning when he noticed it was locked. Of course the guy remembered to lock the manual one, he seemed the type.

Crowley thanked his lucky stars boredom as a child allowed him to learn how to pick a lock as he used the small kit he carried to pick the lock on the door.

He heard the clicks and smirked, trying the knob again, and the door opened.

The inside of the office looked oddly cluttered, unlike everything else in this space or the club, where it was all clean, sterile lines and colors. This was a disaster, how weird.

But that was something for Crowley to ponder over later, right now he needed to find the safe.

After searching for a few minutes, Crowley found it under a stack of books that looked really old, fragile. Jackpot. He removed his glove from his right hand, looking at the black metal he kept hidden, lines along his fingers and wrist glowing pink in the darkness.

He touched the dial on the safe, how old school, and started to turn it, listening carefully for the right sounds to know he was putting in the right combo. It had taken quite a while to learn what familiar numbers would work best for the safe, ones that Fell used often.

Oddly, it was 4-0-4, curious, Crowley thought as he heard the final click.

Opening the door, he could see papers and the like, but not the hard drive. "Fuck, where is it..." He whispered, patting around, trying to find the damn thing.

Then he noticed something odd in his lenses. There seemed to be the slightest shift in how dark the room was. And it wasn't due to his ungloved hand.

"Ooh, what a shame." Came a posh, cold voice from somewhere behind Crowley.

Something touched the sides of his neck, sharp, like needles. Crowley froze in place.

"'Never trust a pretty face', quite a fitting saying, don't you think?" He heard the sounds of footsteps approaching, the sounds of metal shifting.

Fingers touching the back of his head, gently toying with his hair. "I really don't want to have to do this, dear boy, but I can't allow thieves a second chance. I'm sure we would have had such fun, darling."

Instinct had always been Crowley's saving grace, getting him out of sticky situations, and it didn't fail him now. His brain screamed for him to move forward, and luckily his body.

There was a loud snap of metal, as if someone smacked knives together, and Crowley would later recall in a fearful moment as he tried to sleep that he had nearly been decapitated.

Spinning around, Crowley could see in the darkness and his shades that Fell was standing there, just feet away.

Except he wasn't standing on his own feet. No, he was standing with the help of two long, terrifying metal appendages coming from his lower back. Two more were hovering over his shoulders, the end of one was right where Crowley had been just seconds before. It was clawed, and it looked very, very sharp.

Aziraphale's suit's lights were glowing in the dark, as were his eyes. Those same eyes had been hazel before, but were now a cold white, like snow. And they were focused completely on Crowley. There was a slight shift to them as they looked at the exposed right hand.

"I thought as much, your grip wasn't as breakable as most others are." He said, almost sounded fascinated. "But it won't save you from what I'm about to do, darling."

Crowley only had seconds to move out of the way of the claws that slammed right into the ground where he had been sitting. He charged for the open door, dodging another claw that brushed his head, probably cutting some strands of hair.

The hallway was dark still, there were still minutes until the lights and power returned. It was too risky to go back to the club, so Crowley would have to take the back way. There was a stairwell he had discovered in his research, he could use that to escape.

He screeched when a clawed hand shot past his face, he felt the brush of metal on his cheek, and then wet warmth on his skin. Fuck! FUCK! He was going for the stairwell.

He turned and ran down the hall, hearing those fucking claws tearing into the walls and floor as Fell chased him. The hallway seemed to become illuminated in a growing light. Glancing back, Crowley could see that there was a glow coming from the metal limbs, and shit, the man looked terrifying in the glow.

Was he a cyborg too?! Who the hell had metal appendages like that!? Androids had them, or at least some did, cyborgs didn't! Too risky, too heavy and dangerous to have on human bodies! Crowley knew how heavy metal appendages could be due to his own arms and his upper back, but all those? Holy shit!

And where did he keep them! They weren't there during their previous encounters!

"Come back here!" Fell shouted as Crowley turned a corner and found the door for the stairwell. He flung it open and charged down the stairs, trying to be careful not to trip.

"You can't escape, little one!" Fell's voice echoed and Crowley heard a horrible sound of metal tearing, and nearly flew down the stairs when the door was thrown at him.

Okay, he most certainly was NOT a cyborg! He had to be an android! Guess the rumors were true!

Crowley gasped when something grabbed at the back of his leg and he lost his footing, tumbling down the metal and concrete steps. He cried out in pain when he hit the landing. He opened his eyes, finding he was in the dark, his shades lost in the tumble. His knees hurt and so did his head, his metal parts creaked, Agnes is gonna kill him if he damaged anything.

He saw the blue glow of Fell as he descended the stairs, his feet never touching the ground, his extra limbs carrying him. He looked at Crowley with a terrifying glare. "I don't know what you think you were trying to do, but I will not allow you to complete your mission. Now, return whatever it is you took."

"I didn't... take anythin'." Crowley growled as he pushed himself up.

"If you return it, I'll make sure your body is found."

"I told you, I didn't take anythin'." Crowley put his hand in his jacket, rubbing at his side, fuck, that was gonna bruise.

Fell's eyes narrowed. "What were you doing in my office then?"

"Just... that ain't any of your business, Fell."

"It most certainly is." Fell snipped. "Well, if you're not going to tell me, I'll just have to search your corpse. It really is a shame, you interested me greatly, it's been a long time since anyone has done that. Well, I suppose that I can be a bit nice, I'll make this quick."

The claws were coming close and Crowley only had once chance at this.

He had been working on something, a backup for if his power outage hack didn't work, or if he came across something troublesome of the robot variety.

He really hoped this work.

"Nah, but maybe next time we meet, angel." Crowley said and pulled out a taser.

Fell gave pause, confused, and that was all the opening Crowley needed to pull the trigger.

Four bolts shot out and struck Fell right in the chest.

Then Crowley heard the most horrible, metallic scream.

The screaming stopped, and Fell slumped forward, dropping to the ground right at Crowley's feet. The stairwell was silent and the glow was gone, minus the faint pink of Crowley's hand.

He could see just the barest of light from Fell though, his eyes. They were focused on Crowley, staring right at him.

"EMP taser." Crowley swallowed, holding up the device. "Not enough to kill you, but enough to stun you for an hour or two."

Fell made a strange sound, like an overheated laptop. He sounded angry.

Crowley took that as his cue to get his ass out of here. "Didn't steal anythin'." He said, wincing as he pulled himself up, removing his other glove, giving him a bit more light. "Couldn't find it anyway..."

The sound got louder, echoing in the stairwell, as Crowley continued to now-slow trek down the stairs for the exit.

He survived, just barely, but he was sure that he wouldn't be able to push his luck like this next time.

--

Aziraphale and Crowley's stairwell encounter has been on my mind for months, since I first started developing this au. I wanted something scrary in the dark with limited space and limited light.

Also, yes, Crowley's LED lights are pink, like his android counterpart in the other au.

[yeniel]

Emperor Auguste

Just noticed, I never really did a faq. So, I'm not really a "communicant" (does that word exist?!) but I'll try the exercise with the questions people asked me.

Present yourself I'm an artist from France, always was and always will. I'm catholics, no proselytism everyone is my brother, but if you're from a sect, you can take the back door to hell.

How do you work? I do all my drawings by hand, then I chose the ones I like the most -not especially the best ones- and I clean them. Then scan it and put digital colors on it, I only publish online a very small amount of my drawings though. I do the same with my paintings, but I rarely put them online. I usually compile all the drawings I did into books for professional printing to keep a trace of everything I did for my "old" days and my after death heirs. I'm drawing a lot of comics too, but the amount of it is too big to scan it -_-.

Do you use a tablet? No. I never was at ease with it, maybe it's because I'm an Asperger, but I need to feel the paper under my hands and have "full-control" of what I'm doing. Plus, because of the disease, I have a paresthesis on the right side of my body. It's ok now, but there are many stuff I can't do with the right hand, including the work with a graphic tablet, and usually you need dexterity with your both hands for this thing. So, mouse!

What program do you use? My old Photoshop cs2!!! No really I tried the x9 and never got use to it, and some other softwares but NO. I have my habits. I really think it doesn't matter which software you're using as long as you feel good with it.

Do you use android apps? Nope, I know I'm not fun, but the reasons are the same.

What are your inspiration? Before drawing into this "style", I was looking for one that could fit me, and as I was a huge fan of the Escaflowne anime, I started with that. Then I don't know, I didn't read a lot of mangas in my life when I think of it, but I enjoyed Kaori Yuki and Shiori Teshirogi's books. Now I rarely read it anymore. It happened a lot of times for people to send me the list of all the mangas they like, but I didn't know a huge part of the titles xd. For the colors, I just like it that way -u-.

Did you think of stopping to draw? I won't explain too much my disease, but I nearly died. So drawing as a pro was my last thought you know. Drawing is a passion for me, I just don't care if I'm popular or not, I just enjoy to draw. Of course when people are buying my books I'm happy, but I'm happy as well to have done it and maybe will do others in the future. It's a revenge on all that this disease stole from me.

You're drawing since long, how old are you? Young one you're impolite, in France, you don't ask a lady about her age!! But I'm probably older enough to be your mom ahahah!

[valiantstarlights]

[Android Corinthian AU] Just A Very Normal Bus Ride To The Shopping Center

Dream and Hob are husbands who bought a sex android (Corinthian) for them to use.

Inspired by this post, and my reply, which I suppose makes this crack treated seriously? 🤔

Tagging: @notallsandmen @chaosheadspace @ml-nolan @chaosclimber and @beatnikfreakiswriting because you all deserve to see what you have brought upon this world 😂

CW: free use Corinthian in public 🥰 spicy hobrintheus content

"I think we should buy cheese," Hob tells Dream as the bus turns right on Kamski Avenue.

"More cheese?" Dream asks, pen held above his tablet and one eyebrow raised. "We still have some swiss cheese at home."

"Well, yeah, but I want to buy mozzarella, specifically, so I could make some mozzarella sticks for Corinthian," Hob says. "He's been a really good boy all week, and I want to reward him with something nice." He thrusts his hips in emphasis, and Corinthian, on his knees in front of him and currently sucking his cock, moans as Hob's cock get buried even deeper down his throat.

Hob smiles down at the blonde android and pets his hair fondly. "See, Dream? Don't you think he deserves a reward?"

Dream hums and taps his pen against the tablet. "I'm not certain this qualifies as a job well done," he says, and gestures at one of Corinthian's hands around his own cock, which Corinthian has neglected to stroke while Hob was showing him affection. "He hasn't grasped the concept of multitasking yet."

Hob chuckles when Corinthian whines and resumes stroking Dream again. "He's a quick learner, though. We just bought him a couple of weeks ago and he's already taken both of us at the same time."

Corinthian bobs his head up and down faster as if in agreement. Hob's breath hitches as Corinthian deepthroats him and sucks hard, his cheeks hollowing. "Shit, Cori. I'm gonna cum soon. Stay there, will you? Want to cum down your throat."

Corinthian hums and obediently stays in place. Hob grinds deeper, and turns his head to the side to tongue fuck Dream's mouth while one of his hands thumb at the head of Dream's cock.

When Hob finally cums, moan muffled by Dream's lips, Corinthian starts swallowing down his spend. He cleans Hob up as Hob and Dream continue kissing above him, and when he surfaces, slightly panting, he opens his mouth, sticks out his tongue, and shows them that he has swallowed everything.

Technically, Corinthian doesn't need to breathe, but he learned that Dream and Hob likes it when he looks wrecked. And he likes them looking at him with lust clear on their eyes.

"Good boy," Hob says. "Go tend to Dream now. Make sure to be good so he'll buy you something nice later."

Corinthian shuffles over and Dream spreads his legs wider to accommodate him. "Is there something in particular you want to buy, Corinthian?" he asks. "A toy, perhaps? Lingerie of your own?"

Corinthian pauses. While he would certainly like to have toys and lingerie of his own, preferably something lacy and white, he wants something else at the moment.

"I would like to know the taste of lollipops, my lord," Corinthian says, before he leans forward and starts servicing Dream's cock.

"Lollipops," Dream repeats, then looks at Hob, unimpressed. "This is your fault for introducing him to food."

Hob shrugs, already zipped up and checking how many stops they still had to go before alighting at the shopping center. "Yeah, but it can't harm his systems, and you've got to admit, he's gonna taste sweet when we kiss him after he eats some lollipops. Plus, don't you wanna hear him sucking on something as he sits on your cock while you write your novel?"

Dream sighs, but Hob knows he has already won. No doubt Dream is already picturing Corinthian sitting on his lap and warming him as he works. "Fine. But no strange flavors. Or colors."

"Definitely not the hot sauce one, then," Hob says playfully and pecks Dream on the cheek. "Three more stops to go, love."

Dream nods and hands him his pen and tablet. Hob cheerfully writes down mozzarella and fruit-flavored red/pink lollipops on their grocery list while Dream grabs Corinthian's hair and sets a rough pace.

Hob could see some of the other passengers on the bus touching themselves discreetly as they watch Corinthian get facefucked by Dream, but he just smiles menacingly at them when they make eye contact. No doubt they'd want to use Corinthian as well, but Dream and Hob are adamant in making their android learn that anyone else's touch besides theirs is unacceptable and should be treated harshly.

Corinthian has already seen Hob viciously slap a middle-aged man's hand away, when the man reached for Corinthian's face while Dream was fucking him from behind on the bus stop. No doubt his system has already processed that interaction and came to the appropriate conclusion.

Only Dream and Hob get to touch him.

Hob hums to himself as he reviews their shopping list. Maybe he'll buy a switchblade for Corinthian if he's good. Would that be too much? Should he wait until Corinthian's first anniversary with them? But that's too far into the future. What if someone touches Corinthian inappropriately while he and Dream are not around?

Should they teach Corinthian to pluck the person's eyes out? Maybe bite the person's hand? That would certainly send a message.

"Hob," Dream moans as he shoves his cock further down Corinthian's throat, his hips already stuttering. "Need your mouth on me. Hurry. Gonna cum."

Hob smiles indulgently at his beloved husband and untucks Dream's shirt from his jeans, lifts his shirt up, and latches his lips on one nipple while one hand tweaks and rubs the other one. "Go on, love," Hob murmurs against Dream's chest as Dream starts fucking Corinthian's throat faster, whining and clutching at both Hob and Corinthian. "Give our boy one more batch of cum before our stop."

Dream groans as he cums, hips twitching, his grip painful on Hob's hair, but Hob doesn't mind. He sucks and nips on the nipple in front of him as Corinrhian sucks at the head of Dream's cock contentedly, drinking down his cum, his eyes glazed with pleasure.

"Good, darling?"

Dream nods, still shaking, and he, too, pats and runs his fingers through Corinthian's hair, fascinated when the android preens and nuzzles against his hand.

Obviously, Dream's his favorite. But that's okay, because Dream is Hob's favorite, too.

"Up you get now," Hob says, and assists both Dream and Corinthian in getting to their feet as their stop comes within view and the bus slowly decelerates. Corinthian leans against him and presses a little kiss on his chin on his way up, while Dream kisses him on the mouth and nips at his lower lip.

Such sweethearts. Sometimes, Hob thinks he's their favorite, too. They can all be each other's favorite.

When both men are stable on their feet and Dream has tucked his cock back in his trousers and smoothed down his shirt, Corinthian takes Hob's left hand while Dream takes his right.

"Don't forget your tablet," Corinthian says and picks up the tablet and pen from where Hob placed it. His voice is still hoarse from Dream's rough use.

"Thank you, Corinthian," Dream says, and leans over Hob to kiss their android for some positive reinforcement. Dream knows Hob intentionally placed it down with no intention of picking it back up again, in order to teach Corinthian good manners. "Will you review our shopping list for us and tell us if we missed anything?"

Corinthian nods, happy to be given a task. "Lube," he says, as the three of them alight. "Breadcrumbs and eggs if we're having mozzarella sticks. Granulated sugar is getting pretty low, too."

Dream and Hob share a look and smile at each other. They had purposely left out a couple of things, which they hoped Corinthian would notice even after being fucked three times in a row.

"Of course we're having mozzarella sticks," Hob says and squeezes Corinthian's hand. "You've been our good boy, haven't you?"

Corinthian says nothing, but he ducks his head in happiness, a small pleased smile on his lips.

"I can't believe I forgot to write down eggs," Hob tells Dream, leaving Corinthian's system to process his feelings in peace.

"And the lube," Dream quips. "I for one think that eggs are not more important than lube."

"Says the person who often begs me to make omelets for breakfast."

Dream elbows Hob gently on the side in punishment for him calling him out. "What do you think, Corinthian?"

"I agree with you, my lord," Corinthian says, always happy to be included. "Lube is more important than eggs, and is used more often in our household."

Ah, the perils of having an android lover. "Yeah, sure, go ahead and gang up on me," Hob says. "See if I make any more egg dishes in the future."

Dream ignores his latter sentence and just hums and runs his fingers 'innocently' down Hob's crotch area in an effort to take the sting from his earlier words. It's setting a bad example for Corinthian to follow, and they both know it, but Hob can't bring himself to scold his husband. Especially not when he has such a wicked look in his eyes. "I think we would like to gang up on you in a different way, Hob."

Corinthian laughs at that, tilting his head back a little and exposing his beautiful neck that's been heavily marked up by lips and teeth. "I agree with that, too."

The three of them walk towards the shopping center, hand in hand in hand. Dream and Hob may have paid a lot for Corinthian, but the amount didn't even make a dent on Dream's bank account, and it's obvious that he's the best purchase the two of them will ever make this year.

[govindhtech]

Samsung Galaxy A56: Best Smartphone Performance In 2025

Samsung Galaxy A56

As development news breaks, the Samsung Galaxy A56 is gaining popularity in the smartphone industry. Designed to succeed the Galaxy A series, this gadget is expected to outperform even Samsung’s top models. Mid-range smartphones will be transformed by the Galaxy A56’s speed, efficiency, and user experience. It is the most anticipated specifications and why it’s worth the wait.

Galaxy A56 Features

New mid-range smartphone standard

The Galaxy A56 continues Samsung’s legacy of quality features at an accessible price. Samsung looks to be pushing the limits even further, providing the A56 with high-performance specs that might compete with flagship handsets.

Strong Processor Upgrade

Due to its speculated Exynos 1480 processor, the A56 outperforms its predecessor, the Exynos 1280 in the A54. The new Exynos 1480 improves multitasking, processing performance, and power efficiency. It is octa-core CPU handles intense operations smoothly, so you can stream, game, or manage many apps.

Samsung may possibly provide a Snapdragon 7 Gen 2 model for adaptable usage in various areas. With its high performance and power economy, this processor makes the Galaxy A56 a powerful mid-range competitor.

Memory and storage upgrades

Samsung will upgrade RAM and storage with the A56. There are significant reports that the basic model will have 6GB of RAM, although an 8GB edition may be available for intense workloads. Users may choose 128GB or 256GB internal storage, extendable via microSD up to 1TB. Users need flexibility, and this gives programs, images, movies, and files plenty of space.

Huge Speeds

Today’s digital world requires 5G, which the Galaxy A56 provides. The A56 is fantastic for streaming, gaming, and video conferencing due to dual-mode 5G download and upload rates. The A56 will keep people connected at fast speeds worldwide as 5G spreads.

Beautiful AMOLED Display

The Galaxy A56‘s 6.5-inch Full HD+ Super AMOLED display with deep blacks, bright colors, and superb contrast. The A56 will maintain Samsung’s display superiority with its immersive display. A 120Hz refresh rate assures clean images and minimal motion blur, giving the screen a luxury feel normally seen in higher-end devices.

Amazing Camera Setup

Smartphone cameras matter, and the Galaxy A56 may include quad cameras. Speculation implies a 50MP primary sensor, 12MP ultra-wide, 5MP macro, and 5MP depth sensor. This configuration enables for wide-angle vistas and close-ups.

The 50MP main camera offers great low-light performance, quicker focusing, and sharper images. AI advancements provide pro-level photography without a flagship smartphone. Quality selfies and video calls with 32MP camera.

Samsung Galaxy A56 may utilize 5,000mAh battery

Smartphone customers appreciate battery life. Power-efficient Exynos or Snapdragon chipsets and large batteries should last all day for gaming and streaming. The A56 is include 25W rapid charging for quick phone usage. As usual for Samsung’s A-series, this mid-range device won’t include wireless charging.

Android/One UI Integration

As predicted, the Samsung Galaxy A56 will come with Android 14 and One UI 6. With capabilities to boost productivity and customization, Samsung’s One UI is seamless and user-friendly. One-handed mode, Edge Panels, and extensive privacy settings make the A56 a versatile tablet for casual and experienced users.

Samsung Knox, the company’s unique security technology, will provide improved protection to secure your data. With regular software updates and security fixes, the A56 will endure for years.

Smooth Design and Quality

Samsung designs are known for their quality, so the Galaxy A56 should look great. Corning Gorilla Glass 5 front and back makes the phone look fantastic and endure longer. This thin device with curved edges is easy to grasp and will come in numerous colors for design and function.

Keeping its IP67 dust- and water-resistant designation makes the A56 more durable for daily usage in varied conditions.

Samsung Galaxy A56 Price

Final Thoughts: Mid-Range Powerhouse Galaxy A56

The A56 is turning out to be one of the most powerful and adaptable mid-range smartphones with its astonishing variety of high-performance capabilities. Its powerful Exynos 1480 CPU, 120Hz AMOLED display, quad-camera system, 5G connection, and big battery make the Galaxy A56 the right blend of performance, features, and cost.

The A56 is a must-see for anybody searching for flagship-like capabilities at a lower price. Samsung is pushing the limits of mid-range smartphones.

Galaxy A56 Release Date

No Samsung Galaxy A56 release date has been disclosed. Early in the year, Samsung releases its mid-range A series smartphones. Based on prior trends, the Galaxy A56 should be introduced in early 2025.

Read more on Govindhtech.com

[neorukixart]

So, I might need some tiny bit of extra income.

Would be iphone sized tho because I don't want to bother with android or tablet sizes but can consider if people are interested :3c and of course, my art would come clean without watermarks in hopes no one misuses it ;v;

[iconicofficeblog]

Revolutionizing Workspaces: The Tech-Savvy Marvels of Modern Executive Desks

In today's fast-paced work environment, executive desks have evolved beyond mere furniture pieces. They have become integrated hubs of productivity and innovation, seamlessly blending functionality with cutting-edge technology. Let's dive into the exciting world of modern executive desks and explore the myriad of tech integrations that are reshaping how we work.

Streamlined Wire Management

Modern executive desks have revolutionized wire management with innovative built-in cable systems. These systems not only keep your wires organized but also ensure they remain out of sight, creating a clean and clutter-free environment.

No longer will you have to spend valuable time untangling cords or searching for the right cable. With a modern executive desk, everything is neatly arranged and easily accessible. This streamlined approach not only enhances the visual appeal of your workspace but also contributes to a more efficient and productive work environment.

By incorporating built-in cable management systems, modern executive desks are not just furniture pieces but productivity-enhancing tools. They empower you to stay organized, eliminate distractions, and concentrate on what truly matters – your work. Experience the difference with streamlined wire management and transform your workspace into a haven of productivity and order.

Convenient USB Charging Ports

In today's fast-paced and digitally connected world, the demand for staying powered up is constant. With multiple devices such as smartphones, tablets, and laptops being essential tools in our work lives, the ability to charge them conveniently becomes paramount. This is where desks with integrated USB charging ports truly shine.

These desks offer the unparalleled convenience of having charging capabilities right at your fingertips. You can easily plug in your devices directly into the desk, eliminating the need for bulky adapters or searching for outlets. This not only saves time but also promotes a clutter-free workspace, enhancing both aesthetics and functionality.

Additionally, the convenience of USB charging ports extends beyond just work-related devices. You can also charge personal devices like fitness trackers, Bluetooth headphones, or even e-readers without hassle. It's a versatile solution that caters to all your charging needs in one convenient location – your desk.

Wireless Charging Surfaces

Imagine a workspace where charging your devices is as simple as placing them on a designated surface. That's the reality with desks featuring wireless charging pads – a glimpse into the future of seamless technology integration. These innovative desks revolutionize the way we power up our devices, offering unparalleled convenience and efficiency.

Wireless charging surfaces are designed to be compatible with a wide range of devices, including smartphones, tablets, smartwatches, and more. Whether you're an Apple aficionado or an Android enthusiast, these desks cater to your charging needs seamlessly. It's a versatile solution that simplifies your workspace setup and promotes device compatibility.

desks featuring wireless charging surfaces represent the epitome of convenience, innovation, and efficiency in modern workspaces. They simplify the charging process, promote device compatibility, enhance user experience, save space, and embrace future-ready technology. Say hello to a new era of workspace technology with wireless charging surfaces and experience the future today.

Ergonomic Excellence with Adjustable Height

Health and comfort are paramount in today's ergonomic workspace designs. Modern executive desks feature motorized height-adjustable capabilities, allowing you to effortlessly transition between sitting and standing positions.

Smart Integration for Seamless Connectivity

Executive desks are now smarter than ever, offering seamless connectivity with other devices in your workspace. Whether it's syncing with your computer, tablet, or smart home devices, these desks make collaboration and multitasking a breeze.

In conclusion, modern executive desks are not just pieces of furniture – they are technological marvels designed to enhance productivity, comfort, and connectivity in the workplace. With streamlined wire management, convenient USB and wireless charging options, ergonomic adjustable height features, and smart integrations, these desks are revolutionizing how we work and interact with technology. Embrace the future of work with a tech-savvy executive desk that elevates your workspace experience to new heights.

[defeatsthem]

♡ MJSEFF LEMME HAVE IT

who buys generic brand products? who buys name-brand? Max buys whatever his eyes land on first. Seth is a slut for having name-branded everything.

who upgrades their iPhone/Android every single year? For some reason I see Seth being the one to upgrade every year and that goes for the phone, watch, tablet... everything.

who complains about their day? who listens? It depends on the context of how either of their days went, so this answer can go either way.

who gets shit-faced drunk forcing the other to drive? Max. He's a notable lightweight but luckily it's a rare occurrence of him getting drunk.

who sends the other 20 tiktok's in a day and expects them to react to every single one? Max sends them to Seth's texts and if he doesn't respond right away, he'll then send them to his business email for a little razzle-dazzle. Yanno, 'cause Seth has his phone set to go off whenever he gets an email there.

who stuffs clean sheets in the closet without folding them? who complains about it? Max refuses to properly fold the damn sheets and it definitely drives Seth crazy when he opens up the closet to see the balled-up mess he leaves every time.

who surprises the other with coffee/breakfast in the morning? Seth usually, mostly because he's up earlier than anyone should be.

who starts a food fight while they're preparing a meal? Max.

who thinks of the weirdest, out-of-pocket scenarios at 3 in the morning and calls/texts/talks to the other about it? Max. I can't even stress how many stupid scenarios Max has texted Seth about.

who refuses to eat the first & last piece of bread in the bag? Honestly, I kind of see both of them being weird about it.

who doesn't like the crust on their sandwich? Max. He also has to have his sandwich cut corner to corner every single time.

who goes to Target for one thing and walks out having spent $400? Definitely Max. Despite how rich they both are, Seth is still in shock that he spent that much when he comes home with a trunk full of things they don't need or already have.

who pays for the dinner? who pays for the drinks? Usually, they switch who pays what frequently.

who's always looking at the dessert menu before even ordering their drinks? Seth. He's got such a sweet tooth. That's not to say Max doesn't have a sweet tooth by any means, it's just that Seth's way more psyched about getting to dessert than Maxwell is.

during the movie previews, who's the first to say "i wanna see that movie"? Max.

who shoves the other into the pool fully clothed? Max.

who has to have the corner piece of a cake/brownie/etc? I could see Seth having to, to be honest.

who brings home a dog/cat despite the other saying not to? Max and it's always a cat. In Max's head, it's retribution for the amount of ugly shoes and outfits that Seth buys and ends up collecting.